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4 Lessons You Can Learn From The Prince Of Darkness About Business!

Sunday, April 29th, 2012

If like me, you were unable to stomach even one episode of ‘The Osbournes’ series on MTV earlier this decade, you might assume that I’m overstretching the premise, – “You Can Learn Something from Everyone” -  when I offer up the “Prince of Darkness” as an example in entrepreneurial excellence – and frankly a few days ago I might have agreed.

However, when you go around saying things like, “you can learn something from everyone”, eventually someone will challenge you to put it to the test, or shut the #$*@ up, – and again, frankly I couldn’t accept the latter as an option.

Thankfully, a quick study of the life of Ozzy Osbourne, uncovered a wealth of entrepreneurial wisdom to offer fledgling business owners and seasoned veterans alike, which surprised me!

If you have any doubts, consider that according to the Sunday Times “Rich List”, Ozzy and wife Sharon are listed among the UK’s richest couples!

Some believe that most of Ozzy’s continued success is owed to the brashly opportunistic management styling’s of his wife Sharon, although early in life it’s clear that Ozzy sowed the seeds of entrepreneurial excellence.

Lesson One, starts with a deep hunger and finding your passion.

Born, no one special, just one of six children raised by working class parents, in what must have been a chaotic and claustrophobic environment, (8 people in a two bedroom house), no-one would have predicted “Ozzy” would go on to become not only rich but also, unarguably one of the most recognized “brands” on the planet.

“Ozzfest®”, “The Osbournes®”, etc.

Certainly, his early formative years gave no inclination. Battling dyslexia and a victim of bullying in school, called “Oz-brain” and “Ozzy” by children and teachers, (a derogatory unsympathetic reference to the confusion his learning disability caused), he dropped out early, in frustration at age 15. After which, he went on to hold tenuously to numerous menial odd jobs, in construction and slaughterhouses, until he rediscovered his passion in entertaining.

Seemingly a born loser, he drew from his passion for the Beatles, (Yes the Beatles) and from one of the few early childhood experiences in which he excelled, (playing a part in the Gilbert and Sullivan comic opera, “Pirates of Penzance” in school) Ozzy, decided to become a singer.

Come hell or high water he wasn’t looking back.

(Ask yourself, what is your passion, and draw from whatever is in your past, to pursue it!)

Lesson Two, is about finding your sub niche and sticking to it.

Ozzy’s music career was lackluster in the beginning, starting and quitting several bands until he and a few friends, Geezer Buttler among them, got together and formed a group called Black Sabbath, with which they developed a unique dark bluesy sound and stage presence, based on their discovery that many fans seemed to enjoy being frightened.

Fun fact: – The song Black Sabbath, written by Osbourne and Geezer is said to have been after Geezer allegedly shared a dream with Ozzy, in which a dark figure visited him at the end of his bed. (Further bolstering the idea that more than one can follow a “dream” to success).

Ozzy and Black Sabbath had found their niche, and despite what Osbourne recalls as a band lament, “…in those days, the band wasn’t very popular with the women…” they stuck to it.

(Pick a niche your passionate about and stick with it. It’s called goal oriented success, and you’ll never achieve anything worthwhile unless you stick with it. Sure, there will always be greener looking grass on the other side of the fence, and you can expect that it will always look that way until you get off your ass, and start taking care of your own!)

Lesson Three, is on standing out from the crowd and over-delivering.

Ozzy Osbourne and Black Sabbath were not the only acts to compete in the early days for the attention of this emerging sub-genre, known today as “Heavy Metal”.  Many other bands’ throughout the years have had more songs, which topped higher on the charts, sold more albums, and provided them with more chances to perform at more venues around the world.

However, no one has achieved the riches and name recognition that Ozzy has amassed.

Unarguably, this is due to the fact that he offered his market niche much more than mere music. He gave himself wholeheartedly over to his fans’ penchant for the darkly-bizarre, and suffered for his “art” during various publicity stunts, resulting in him getting several painful rabbi shots in the process.

Rubber bat or not, tell me, what is your first inclination when one is thrown at you?

I believe, most people would not bite off its head, whether or not their theatrical character’s credibility as the “Prince of Darkness depended upon it, but here again Ozzy the artist, over delivered.

May fleas of a thousand camels infest my armpits, if I’m misconstrued as defending this inhumane stunt in any way, but the fact remains that this is the kind of stunt that makes Ozzy Osbourne, the “Godfather of Heavy Metal” and that other guy… well that other guy.

Furthermore, who would subject themselves and their entire family to public ridicule on MTV at their dysfunctional worst, for a buck?

Again, Ozzy goes the extra mile.

(Whatever you do you, you owe it to yourself to give it 200%, and you can never be lukewarm in your approach. Don’t wimp out; you need to be on fire with passion if you want a RED HOT business! There is no other way to do it!)

Lesson Four, highlights how to grow your base through partnerships.

Here, Ozzy’s wife might deserve most of the credit, but then having married Sharon to begin with, Ozzy shows he has his own penchant for creating financially viable partnerships.

Of course, I’m talking about the incredibly successful venture lovingly referred to by metal heads as Ozzfest, and it happened like this…

Faced with a diminishing fan base, in addition to the rising costs associated with security and liability insurance, filling a large venue with metal-heads for a concert featuring one or two bands performing outdated arena scale anthems, was becoming unprofitable until…

“The Godfather” of the genre, united all of the past and upcoming heavy-metal super-stars into one blowout get your metal fix festival!

This again bolstered his own brand’s recognition, solidifying his title.

(It’s like a Big Mac without a Coke, alone they’re alright, but together they are an All-American staple! Seek out, complementing offers and claw your way to the top together! The right partnerships will extend your brands reach, and build your credibility. Why spend a lifetime building what you can borrow instantly from a good partnership?)  

And to sum it all up…

I don’t propose that anyone should hold Ozzy’s life up as a blueprint for success.

Thankfully, there is only one Ozzy Osbourne.

However, his life certainly holds memorable examples of the concepts entrepreneurs must embrace, if they want to reach the pinnacle of their niche and the zenith of success!

What are your thoughts? (You can post your comments below)

Warm Regards,

Jeremy & Simon

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added stream of income (in 30 SECONDS)

Thursday, April 5th, 2012

This is a really cool short cut when it comes to selling online from your own website

In fact you can set up an entire, fully loaded storefront ready to take orders, in less time than it’s taken you to read this blog post

- Fully loaded with best selling products

- Instant Payments direct to your account

- Download pages all taken care of

- Nothing to edit or upload except your site files

If that sounds like some kind of crazy joke it isn’t…

This is something you can add on as an added stream of income to your online business in less time than it takes make a cup of coffee…

You’ve got to see this for yourself:

==> http://somethingtocheckout.com/PMP

To Your Success!

Warm Regards,

Jeremy & Simon

P.S.There’s even an online brander – You just fill in the form with a few details and BAM!

Your new site is ready :) ==> http://somethingtocheckout.com/PMP

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New Facebook “like” Web-Membership snags a trillion plus sign-ups during its 1.5 beta phase!

Sunday, April 1st, 2012

Shocking news this week from Omaha Nebraska based startup, SniffBook.com.

The “animal friendly” social media website, designed to entertain pets has beaten everyone’s expectations this week by eclipsing both Facebook and Twitter in overall memberships.

CEO Devin Johnson, said, even he was surprised by his new sites immediate social media success and its overwhelming acceptance, “I had hoped to be a hit with dogs and cats but honestly we’ve been blown away by the whole animalcule community thing!”

Not surprisingly, this is not Devin’s first foray into the world of successful social media website ownership, being one of the Internet’s earliest adopters of forums. “… Yeah, back in ‘98, I had this kind of nerdy phpBB based Star-Trek thing going on, and I was able to hock a lot of Viagra through a thread about Captain Kirk’s philandering, but then, I kind-of got shut down.”

However, this time, he has assured everyone he’s doing everything right.

Despite being the soul owner, Devin is quick to admit he doesn’t deserve all the credit for the creation of his blockbuster membership. “I got the idea, watching my dog lick Cheeto dust off my tablet, and then things happened pretty fast after that.”

Originally designed to capitalize on the guilt pet owner’s feel about leaving their pets alone while they go to work, the membership site was set-up to entertain pets through an interface, much the same way many video dating chat sites have done for some humans.

We built 1.0 to be just visual, and take advantage of touch screens. I imagined dogs and cats could just click on icons with their noses or paws and what-nots, so they could get “hooked up” if the other party accepted their “Sniffs”.

“Sniffs” are what he calls the social media ‘invites’ that pets use on the site, to strike up connections with one another.

Initially, there is a free level, Devin explained, which allows pets up to twenty minutes of interaction on the site a day, but then prices rise sharply from there.

Pet owners are ultimately responsible for entering valid credit card information before their household pets are allowed to create profile pages, however some cat owners have already complained that their pets have interacted on the site without their previous consent.

The first such kitty fraud complaint, has been arbitrated in small claims court, and it resulted in the site’s credit card charges being upheld as valid, ordering the Plaintiff, weird old Mrs. Gretel, the owner of some 9 plus cats to pay all of the past-due Sniffbook.com fees, along with over two thousand dollars in court costs.

“On the one hand, I feel bad for the old lady, her cats really screwed her over, but it was a big day for me” say’s Devin, “ I can’t lie, ever since the verdict went my way, I’ve needed to literally beat off the venture capitalists!”

Using a base version of a popular membership software as its foundation, this latest social media monster really took off in during beta 1.5 when crack programmer Misal Gupta created an unauthorized plug-in designed to take advantage of the iPhone’s Siri natural language interface.

Devin demonstrated how this latest adaptation to his membership’s software, made the search feature much more user friendly, “You see, I just bark, and then you see all the dogs that are online surfing the site right now, and if I meow you get cats. I can even oink, quack or whinny, and it pulls up whatever species that I want to connect with!”

Asked about the controversial interspecies fraternization that has been drawing heat from so many conservative talk radio hosts, Devin had this to say, “Yeah, I heard there was some weird stuff going on between a few bonobo chimps and this hamster but I can’t monitor all of my sites users 24/7, even if I wanted too. Anyway, I try to stay out of all that big-brother stuff, the Internet should be about free speech or free oinks or whatever! After all, anything going on is just virtual, for gawds sake, besides I’ve got a business to run.”

And single handedly running a mega-social-media site for animals is no cake walk, as this reporter has found out.

Devin’s new celebrity status as social media guru hasn’t just raised ire on the left. He is under fire from all sides. In fact, the Liberal Animal Militant Extremists group (L.A.M.E.) claimed responsibility for last weeks vicious defacing of Sniffbooks.com headquarters.

L.A.M.E.’s spokesperson went on record as saying that sniffbook.com had breached the trust of the entire animal kingdom when it updated the sites terms of service, without giving its furry, scaled and feathered members, ample prior notification!

However, one Great Dane, which this reporter interviewed on the matter, tilted his head but had no comment.

Nevertheless, if attacks from both the right and left weren’t enough to contend with, Devin has also had to deal with jealous competitors in his niche. It seems when you’re on top of the social media world, everybody wants to knock you down.

“I don’t see why Devin’s membership is getting all the attention, the whole thing stinks as far as I’m concerned,” stated rival animal membership site entrepreneur Frank Smith of the newer sniffERbook.com. “My membership site is way better! Plus, that whole trillion plus membership level he’s achieved, well, that’s just a big scam!”

Devin admitted he only reached the trillion plus membership mark after opening up his site to a previously stigmatized pet ownership segment, known as ant farmers.

“Sure I can’t tell the difference between one sugar ant’s profile and the next, but the site is not for me, it’s for them!

So long as their credit card is valid, I’m throwing the doors open!

You have got to be kidding me, I can get six or eight hundred members from just one colony!

You’d have to be an April Fool NOT to take advantage of that market!”

Happy April Fools Everyone, from, Jeremy, Simon, and the rest of the Memberspeed.com gang!

Warm Regards,
Jeremy & Simon
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Note: For any one silly enough to squirt glass cleaner on their contacts, or strike matches before closing the flap, and for anyone else who just likes or needs to read warnings and disclaimers at the bottom of stuff – Let it be known hence forth, and for evermore that this entire post was an April fools joke, and that all persons and names are/where fictitious and any resemblance to anything real was purely coincidental, or a product of your own twisted psychotic paranoia.

As of April 1, 2012 no one owned sniffbook.com or snifferbook.com for that matter. It’s a shame really when you think about it. Therefore any reader could buy one of these domains and start building an animal based social media website on it today! If you are the one who does, please drop us a note, in the comment’s section. It will be fun, at least for us, to see if your fact really is stranger than our fiction.

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